Kicking Children off a Plane
A downloadable Masterpiece
Script for an introductory cutscene that I didn't have time to make:
American Pilot: “It’s a great day to be flying cargo runs, ain’t it, Mark Brown?”
Mark Brown: “Hello there it’s me; I’m Mark Brown; I’m very smart and… and strong.”
Pilot: “You said it! Let’s just hope no mischievous bandit children come along to disturb the plane.” [pause] [Gets attacked by child bandit]
Mark: “Holy crumpets! My pilot is incapacitated! I must take on the… ROLE… of flying this plane, purely by moving my muscular weight around! If any bandits get in the way, I’ll have to kick them with the space bar before they damage too much cargo! The more cargo I can take to drop-off zones, the more money I’ll make for fuel, which will keep me in the air longer! It’s time to be…” [title card shows]
KICKING CHILDREN OFF A PLANE
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Please- I'm crying, I love this game so much. Please never stop making games
Haha thanks!
first things first, that introduction. Professional. Elegant. Some might say a masterpiece of literature. Okay now I gotta play the game
This was honestly really fun, thanks for submitting it! We had a really good laugh!
Happy to help